Just spitballing here, but one way of avoiding this nonsense might be to hand a 10 game suspension to a player who gets recalled and immediately gets a match penalty. There’s no other reason Sestito was called up except to fight and to unleash dirty hits. He’s has no place in the NHL.

No douche. Repping team gear (that just happpens to make you look homeless) when you know the media is trying to figure out your job status is hilarious.

You people said this shit about Sarah Palin too. “Why do liberals have so much vitriol for her?” It’s apparently impossible for you to realize we just really, really like making fun of clownfrauds.

In this case, nobody would have cared about Tebow ever again if he just stayed an SEC Network commentator, which he’s…

I’m still surprised that with his background, they’re trying him out at DH and not converting him to a pitcher. His throwing arm already has years of experience hitting corners.

AH YES THE TRIED AND TRUE METHOD OF EVALUATING SOMEONE’S MORAL STANDING IN THE COMMUNITY BY HAVING A 4 YEAR OLD WHO LACKS NUMEROUS COGNITIVE ABILITIES, HAS ONLY RECENTLY GRASPED OBJECT PERMANENCE, AND DOESN’T LIKE THE TASTE OF BOURBON DETERMINE IF THEY LIKE THE PLAYER

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

I’ve seen this before. I’m not falling for it this time.

Guess what Edith? In the future, your vote is going to count exactly the same as a current 5 year old boy who says “Look what I have” while holding a piece of his own poop in his hand.

my kids cant even spell PS4.

How can you say he’s not working in free agency? He’s very clearly having a private workout with Tom Brady, who is a very, VERY good boy.

Nothing better than a frantic scramble during an overtime playoff hockey game where a slap shot gets behind the goalie only to hear “Ping” followed by Doc Emrick losing his mind screaming “...AND IT HIT THE POST!!!”

(Doc is a national treasure and the only reason I can’t mute Regis during NBCSN broadcasts)

Ping of the puck going off the post woulda been my number one. When I played I almost liked hitting the post as much as actually scoring.

“i’ve studied the wolf. he can’t read.”

Well, 379 pounds is officially the highest number I’ve seen in a brag about one’s “low” weight.

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

Rivers Romo needs to grow up and start a band called “Geezer”

Goddamnit coach, that kid needed just one more rebound for a triple-double.

This officially makes him my 3rd favorite Radek to ever play in the NHL. A few more plays like this, and he might even overtake Radek Dvorak.

Really makes my dad’s favorite way to threaten me, “I’ll hit you so hard your great grandkids will feel it,” seem way more fucked up.

Christ who actually pays for their splash mountain picture?