This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

That Kander burn is fantastic. Chickenhawks like Schilling are the worst.

Interesting that you didn’t write even one word about how that brief contact was more than enough time for Belichick to release his spores into James’ lungs. The gestation of the spores is only a few weeks, so come playoff time I expect LeBron’s DNA to be 50% Belichick. Not sure what that means for the Cavs just…

This is why all players should carry a basilisk fang with them at all times. Just in case.

this made me LOL out loud

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

Sadly the island in question is Revis Island which these days has many many visitors.

Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”

The Padres say it’s not that bad, but it feels bad.

That Hanzal is so hot right now.

My first exposure to Bill Paxton as a kid was Apollo 13. And even there, playing a goddamn ASTRONAUT, he’s a doofus. He blows chunks 3 minutes into space, dicks around with the camera while broadcasting to Houston, and generally gives off a “why is he here but I’m glad he is” vibe. RIP.

He’ll always be my President.

Extremely disappointed at this clickbait garbage. I came here expecting far more Radek than I got. I feel I was lured under false pretense.

Yankee Stadium had a nap space in the 90s. Didn’t end well.

Here’s a Hot Take. Mark Cuban can get fucked with a tire iron. Just because he’s not a Trump guy doesn’t mean he’s not another piece of shit billionaire who has no issues intimidating the press to make sure his garbage basketball teams fees aren’t hurt.

Ahh, spring. The flowers begin to bloom, the birds start to chirp, and massive dongs fly through the air.

From Boston we have Gammons, Shaughnessy and the unbeatable Jacki Mac...

Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we’ve all heard the expression, “Shoot or get off the pot.”

3. I’m, sucka

Someone when to SUNY ALBANY