This Jetta bodystyle is one of the greatest sedan designs of our era. That is all.

feels bad, is that bad?

“$27k?  Man, QA gets better pay than that.”

So yummy, you want them

It’s going to get lost in the rest of Trump’s mistakes, but maybe they really were sending their best.

Clayton Kershaw in his post game interview: “Uh, does anyone want to ask me about my thoughts on Hong Kong?”

As soon as the hot water and internet goes out everyone will immediately abandoned their desire for glorious violent upheaval.

Does no one in America know the meaning of the word “treason”? 

If there is a baseline between exuberant celebration and disturbingly degrading behavior, these videos are a slow roller toward first that might not stay in fair territory.

But there are tons of things that Boomers objectively fucked up, and fucked up worse than other generations.

Because this crime is some straight-up Boomer bullshit. Endangering the lives of strangers because you don’t like the way an affordable method of transit looks on the sidewalks in your neighborhood? Peak Boomer dickhead selfishness. You would literally never see a Millennial do something like this. We’d just find…

Take a look at your local newspaper. It’s very common to add the age of the person being referred to in the article. “The victim’s husband, Mark Sievers, 51, and Jimmy Ray Rodgers, 29, are co-defendants...”  

You know certain words you can’t pronounce until you hear them outloud (“epitome”)?

Kids? Ken Griffey III made the Steelers practice squad last year. I remember his grandfather being an all star with the Reds.

Had this sentiment towards Dunlap been expressed as a Dead Letter instead of a tweet, the très haute-tech (Cajun patois) forensics would’ve found the culprit via the signature of the one station idiot who uses a T-Mobile 4G LTE Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge.

The ironic thing about base-2 advocates is that many of them never get there.

Or Michael Rapaport.

Yeah Netflix probably should’ve just done that.

100% this. I have a 3 year old daughter and i’ve thought about what i’d do if her OR my wife died...I would feel like one of them would need me. But if they both died? There would be absolutely no reason to go on and there’s nothing anyone could say or do to convince me otherwise.