This Jetta bodystyle is one of the greatest sedan designs of our era. That is all.

feels bad, is that bad?

“$27k?  Man, QA gets better pay than that.”

So yummy, you want them

It’s going to get lost in the rest of Trump’s mistakes, but maybe they really were sending their best.

Clayton Kershaw in his post game interview: “Uh, does anyone want to ask me about my thoughts on Hong Kong?”

As soon as the hot water and internet goes out everyone will immediately abandoned their desire for glorious violent upheaval.

Does no one in America know the meaning of the word “treason”? 

If there is a baseline between exuberant celebration and disturbingly degrading behavior, these videos are a slow roller toward first that might not stay in fair territory.

You know certain words you can’t pronounce until you hear them outloud (“epitome”)?

Kids? Ken Griffey III made the Steelers practice squad last year. I remember his grandfather being an all star with the Reds.

Had this sentiment towards Dunlap been expressed as a Dead Letter instead of a tweet, the très haute-tech (Cajun patois) forensics would’ve found the culprit via the signature of the one station idiot who uses a T-Mobile 4G LTE Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge.

The ironic thing about base-2 advocates is that many of them never get there.

Or Michael Rapaport.

It’s just as speculative to say AB is innocent and the woman is lying, as Kelly has done here. If people were all responsible, sensible, and wise adults, we’d hold off on such speculation - from both sides - and let this be settled by the legal system, rather than in the court of public opinion. But obviously, that…

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

I always clean up after my dog, it’s the least amount of effort you can do to be good, and then I toss them up into the gutters or window sills of those I do not like because I represent the duality of man.   

It’s dope that he picks up his own dog’s shit? I guess noodles was right, the bar is set really fucking low.

100% this. I have a 3 year old daughter and i’ve thought about what i’d do if her OR my wife died...I would feel like one of them would need me. But if they both died? There would be absolutely no reason to go on and there’s nothing anyone could say or do to convince me otherwise.