I’m not letting my kid get a Participation in Concussion Drills trophy, man. He’s gotta earn his Concussion Champion trophy.

King will never be censured for the simple fact that you won’t get a majority of congress to agree that the things he said are “bad”

robot umpires might disadvantage a certain kind of precision pitcher who nibbles on the corners and successfully teases out a wider strike zone

Don’t just win an argument, Godwin an argument.

Wow. Just... wow.

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

Culver’s is fucking worth it.  Best fast food burger I’ve had.  And their chicken sandwich is pretty tasty too.

That’s fair! Meanwhile, I thought it one of the greatest movies I had ever seen, and, for a movie that had Christian themes, such a glorious one for atheists/agnostics to really love and appreciate the beauty and wonder of the world and life. (In addition to walking around in a field, shots of babies and children…

“Gary Thorne’s Sanity Is Collateral Damage In Gleyber Torres’s Demolition Of Orioles Pitching”

I know a lot of people are going to be making jokes about this Werder’s physical appearance, and I just want to point out that it’s not okay to body-shame. This is true even of demographics not usually subject to body-shaming, because, if we’re being honest with ourselves, nobody likes a hypocrite. And maybe the world…

You cannot be serious!

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Do you say the same about football when Aaron Rodgers does his little hand dance celebrations? What about when Clay Matthews would celebrate after one of his many dirty plays in self-centered celebration?

I mean, that’s science, the ears emit the most sound of all our holes.

Republican voters don’t care either.

Even though Garcia was safe and Abreu was out, the second throw was more impressive. Abreu can’t run and Garcia can.

Are you fucking challenging me?! I swear to god, I’ll kick that fucking can so hard it’s fucking can children will cry. I’ll cause collateral damage at the aluminum plant, I’ll kick it so fucking hard. I even see a can and I’ll lose my shit.

I wouldn’t know, I don’t see color, only character,

Buying at the deadline five games under .500 to pwn the libs

I’m suggesting a new question for car reviews: Will it Bagel?