I’ve been saying this for many years now.

You don’t know how much you’ve done to make me want to see this movie.

Well that escalated quickly.

My guess is that their aggressiveness ended just prior to the selection of this QB.

Criminally under-starred.

Shooting the libs to own the libs.

Man, I can’t stop laughing at this. Imagine something being so yummy that you actually want it. What kind of life would that be, I ask?

Maybe he’s just an english teacher who is on the passive voice section of the curriculum.

These guys are kicking their cans ALL over the place.

I thought i was the only one cutting up an onion.

The real question though is WHICH long snapper from FAU they’ll take...

Old ladies on scooters with dying batteries get no respect.

It’s pronounced capitalism.

The Sporting News was a quality product that I loved but forgot about until just now. I guess this, too, awaits us all.

This offends me as a former storm surge victim.

We want to send our best wishes today but our schedule’s looking pretty packed. Doesn’t look like we’ll get around to it.

THIS is the real American tragedy.

This is a near-perfect characterization of the scene. I might add that some of the Rays are channeling their inner Fisk, though waving it foul instead of fair.

That’s what’s wrong with millenials

Every generation blames the one before. And all of their frustration comes beating on your door.