Oh, he must have been cured.

You go to hell, Gladys.

I owe you an apology, Chris Thomson.

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Leach has always been inconsistent. He kicked a kid off his Texas Tech team just because his dad had killed a bunch of hookers. Not cool.

Ask yourself 2 questions.

Man, think of that, think how strong you would have to be to pick up the average green bay packers fan.

It would be cool if, in return for serving as a scapegoat for the gun epidemic, the mental healthcare system actually got some more resources and attention.

As long as Schilling’s sock* is the only thing on him with color, she’s fine with taking his opinions on anything.

Ash? That was dirt left over from the gutter she woke up in.

“I’m so sick of these athletes daring to express their opinions! For more analysis, let’s go to Fox News commentator Curt Schilling!”

Kevin Nash just got up from his couch so fast he tore his ACL again.

Wow. Shots fired.

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

“Wait, we can swear?” - the previous 157 victims

I thought running in and out of the bathroom every seven minutes was just known as “The Arby’s”.

To Whom It May Concern:

I think there’s a big difference between the sentiment “don’t blindly enjoy football without being aware of the deeply problematic aspects both inherent to the sport and derived from its relationship to capitalism” and “don’t ever be happy because what about nuclear war.”

That explains this new stable