Dalton might be hurt. I saw him come off the field walking gingerly.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

Bad week for Philly. First they lose Wentz, now they learn they could have sued McNabb years ago for making bad passes? Yeesh.

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

He has a penchant for beating people who have boobs

C’mon man, let’s allow the voters of Alabama to make their decision.

If you look at that 2013 Celts/Nets trade in a dark bathroom while looking in a mirror Danny Ainge appears and marries your mom.

Lucky for him, it becomes guaranteed when the owners put him on the Intellectually Unable to Perform (IUP) list.

Can’t be a Jag on the field if you’re a jagoff it.

bow of flags?

Jet Fool puts belt on real seams.

Nope.

We’ll give you a chance to come back. No we won’t.

“So this is heaven, huh Monsoon? You’d think there would be less politicians.”

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

See, WWE? THIS is how you book a long-term feud!

watched it all as I was waiting for Screamin A to explode; he didn’t. In fact, he completely owned Erickson at around the 7:20 mark. I’m wondering who drugged him before this.

“Old, Rich and covered in lube.” -Me

Julio Franco hit .300/.376/.444 in his age-42 season in 101 PAs, whiles Bonds hit .276/.480/.565 in his age-42 season in 477 PAs. That means Bonds was approximately 28% better than Franco in both OBP and SLG in almost 5x the plate appearances. For their careers, Franco was a .298/.365/.417 hitter while Bonds was a…