"Obviously beer." May be my new life philosophy.
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When I'm working at the bar and feel the need for some bubbly, I go club soda with every damn citrus fruit we have squeezed into it.
I don't like "diet" anything, I mean I'll drink G2 low calorie, but that's just cause it's seems counter-productive to run in 90% humidity then down a caloried gatorade. Or, dark sodas at all, in fact. However, I'd like to talk about my secret shame, Throwback Mountain Dew. To quote one of the great scholars of the…
Anna Chlumsky is good in Veep, but you know what I want? More Sue. Sufe Bradshaw cracks me up. Also whither the Mindy Kaling, yo? I enjoy Girls, but it was mostly a drama last season, and is Nurse Jackie even a thing still? The Mindy Project is just going to be a thing that I love that never gets any awards, isn't it?…
The one bonus of having my license renewed where a woman I went to high school with works. She let me have a "small smile, no teeth" picture on my license, so I look slightly amused instead of like I'm about to murder some fool.
It's okay, Laura. I thing being a dickish fox was kind of young Hemingway's thing.
The most famous person from my high school is an adorable professional soccer player who makes me feel dirty because he was the much, MUCH younger brother of a guy I graduated with. So you win this one, Michael Ian Black.* Go Timbers!
The Wedding Boat, a new romcom starring Jennifer Lopez as a stressed-out bride to be; Jennifer Aniston as the boat's unlucky-in-love event coordinator; Kate Hudson as a wacky sister of the groom; um, that guy who plays Alaric on The Vampire Diaries as the hapless, rarely seen groom; Owen Wilson as the best man who…
I'm from an area positively filled with simpleton hillbilly types and here's the thing that I learned when I moved away, they're actually really fucking smart. Common sense smart, if not book smart, which counts for so much more in this world. In my experience, kids raised in cities and poorer, rural areas are…
My dad has a pretty serious dependence on his prescribed painkillers. From time-to-time he falls into it deeper and instead of just taking what he's supposed to, he takes more and runs out of pills by the end of the month. The stuff that he's on, he gets weird if he takes too many and even weirder if he doesn't take…
Also, I know it's backwoodsy and new, but bath salts, guys. Stay the fuck away from bath salts. They are no joke and, more often than not, make you paranoid, aggressive and feel like you could beat up the Rock, I'm not sure there's a worse cocktail of shit on the planet.
Re the Dave Matthews story, I wonder if they went to Red Robin or Ruby Tuesday because that's all there is to fucking eat by that park. If they're lucky, some smarty had him order from Pho Miss Saigon because, yum! I'll have some iced coffee, spring rolls and the junk bowl please.*
My Pinterest question: Where in the living fuck are people getting all of these old pallets? I mean, sure sometimes places will give away pallets. But, what I picture are bored, crafty soccer moms sneaking into factory yards in the dead of night, using their newly gained crossfit strength to load pallets into their…
I'm with you. The only way to act when you eat split pea soup is peculiar, because when it's good, it's so fucking good, and has ham. HAM.
At 32, I guess I'd be that cheese in the back of the drawer that you have to cut the mold off of to eat? Or maybe you just throw me away, I don't know your life.
I see you that, and raise you a this: