I have irrationally hated Patricia Heaton for so long, that it's kind of nice to have a rational reason to dislike her. Hurrah!

I was referring to this post, from the last paragraph:

I was referring to ESPN calling it the "tiny Patriot-News in Harrisburgh, Pennsylvania."

Oh, hometown-ish paper, I don't consider you tiny at all! Smallish sure, but the major paper of a state capital is nothing to sneeze at. Also, their former crime desk editor is my cat's namesake as he is friends with my mom and who I got him from.

Oh, no, it's cool. I also use it for slutty, dirty reasons at times I'm feeling better about myself/not still a touch distrustful of menfolk thanks to the honest-to-goodness sociopath I last slept with. It just drives me nuts that these asshats only think it has one legitimate use when there are many reasons I'm…

I haven't had sex in longer than I like to admit and I take the birth controls every morning. I've been taking it every morning for, oh, 9 years now because one day out of every month, I had such wrenching menstrual cramps that I could barely get out of bed. Taking that teensy pill in the morning makes that all go…

I have a badass great aunt named Virginia, nickname Gin, and I LOVE that name. Any great story on my mom's side figures Aunt Gin in somehow or another. I also have a great grandmother and an aunt Myrtle, who does not got by Myrtle, a cousin who goes by Gus (real name Derek), an Uncle Billy (with a multitude of…

That kid on the phone behind Sophia Vergara is the kid that plays her kid on Modern Family, this may be a shoot for the show.

Of course, the British version. I just have this problem when people tell me something is amazing too many times, I don't really like it even if it's good. I have this weird, it's ok, but wasn't spectacular thing. And this friend likes

There was also a Nelson poster on my closet door, later in life.

He's a Ray W___ston, Ray Walston? Ray WISE! Thanks, IMDB!

Hmm, Skins, I have a friend that loves it so much, it got to a point where I'm not sure I can ever watch it. It can never live up to the expectations said friend set.

OK's argument is invalid. Jennifer Lawrence is dating Nicholas Hoult, and that kid from About a Boy grew up foine. And looks like he's friendly with soap.

Oh, Davy, you and Ricky Nelson were my first crushes. This was in the 80s, but it's only a little weird, right?

I clicked on the story thinking, "Please be Russia. Please be Russia. Please be Russia. Don't be Florida."

This is coming out soon-ish. I'm not even sure I'll be able to watch it.

Thank you for my new desktop image. Thank Tom Haverford I work with porn so this is totally ok!

And, the sailor and nurse didn't even know each other. What a hussy, that bitch was probably rubbing it in everyone's faces.

Man, Serena Williams has an amazing body, but that dress does not fit her at all. It's too big in the top and too small in the bottom, it is a crime against what her momma gave her. Venus looks amazing though. As do Marisa Miller & Selena Gomez. Finally, I bet Rachel Zoe's bed sheet is priced at a bazillion dollars.

I will straighten Jason Segel's tie. Although, one of my friends said on the Twitter last night, and it's weirdly fitting, that Segel is probably starring in a real-life version of Big.