I want to see the inside of wherever Sahara Davenport and Manilla Luzon live. Can you even imagine?

Just because I kind of love TSwift.

You're right, she was super-pissed about how Shonda Rhimes initially handled the whole thing because TR Knight was like her BFF. And, if I'm being honest, I don't blame her for the whole writing comment. She decided not to submit for the Emmys that year because she didn't feel like her character's storyline was up to…

Okay, if you must, you can see Travis Barker's weinus here:

There's a series on the Hairpin about old Hollywood scandals, I find the stories absolutely fascinating. But, yes it's all rather creepy.

The dog we had from the time I was a little girl until just a few years ago used to roll around in dead fish around the lake we walked him by. Think of an incredibly disgusting smell and multiply it by 10, then you'll have the stench of wet dog and dead fish down.

I think it's a processed cheese food, like the American "cheese" slices that come in the little plastic packages.

I will grant you that. The song would still work.

I actually combined the two names, to protect the innocent.

Really McKay Hatch? With your two first names that don't even conform to the song* we sang in high school, because you have got to be fucking kidding me.

I give you my extremely creepy approval.

They probably think that commercial is just horrifying.

Most kids do work, in chore-like fashion in their homes, I mean probably not the Gingrich kids, because they have domestics for that sort of work. And, kids have school, which takes up their time between say 7:30 am and 3 pm, plus homework. And if they want to get into any sort of post-secondary schooling, they have…

So, the McDonalds of vampire franchises would then be, romantic and brooding, right? Because Burger King is sort of second place.

It appears he's the new evil, gay Warbler who wants some Blaine.

2. I suspect my mom would find that hilarious. It being a gag gift and not something I use for sexy-times. Therein lies the distinction.

The Broadway guy is black, he's just not terribly dark-complected, and Goldblum is dipping into the orangina, so he looks darker. That being said, I wanted Taye Diggs too.

And now the tears come.

Nothing makes you laugh more than trying not to laugh. I've long been convinced of this fact.

Actually Jay-Z's been saying stuff like that about his older songs for a while. I've heard him say that "Big Pimpin'" is embarrassing more than once. It's not really new for him to say that the way he's referred to women in the past isn't ok.