A) You're taking this entirely too personally.

I did break up with a guy once because he was too picky. The final straw? When I made breakfast burritos while he was still sleeping, and once awoken to a full breakfast waiting for him, stated "I'm not eating that. There might be something I don't like in it."

My ex MiL decided that our low-key wedding just "wouldn't do." She went as far as to print her own set of invitations to the wedding and send them to people we didn't invite...about 50 of them. She went to the florist behind our backs and changed the types and colors of the flowers (which we discovered by accident…

"Colin joke-nominated this discontinued fruit jelly concoction for best cookie, which almost caused the entire staff to have a conniption."

"To even say that that type of journey has nothing to do with my place and opportunities now is dishonorable."

YES GURL. Not Asian, but this show speaks to me as the kid of two immigrants. I love-love-love their take on the immigrant experience in America. That they're from DC makes it even more applicable (to me…

So... Being an ex-Austin Native born and raised, TEXAS IS NOT THAT COOL.

i c wat u did thar

that bird is a drama queen tho

Why is this news? Everyone knows Gabi don't fuck around.

There's a lot of competition, but #PeaceAtChristmas may be my most hated hashtag at the moment.

"cool ass fuck goddess?"

My heart is in the right place.

Society wants women to courageously fight back against their attackers and be brutalized doing so because it fuels the media machine that is powered by sexualizing violence against women. They'd rather have a dead martyr than a living victim who might say things that hurt their feelings, because that martyr no longer…

Yeah, that part created considerable...difficulties for a little while too since to some friends and extended family it appeared that I was filing to divorce the soon-to-be mother of my child. I did not really care to inform every last cousin, aunt and co-worker what actually happened and she did nothing to…

Similar thing happened to me. Got married at 23 and divorced over a little year later. when I didn't divulge any of the reasons to all but a few close friends I got all the same awkwardness and am getting some now that I'm engaged again.

I support this comment, lucky has been pretty polite, unlike some other people.

Same here! I'm grateful for a clean cut, but I'll be damned if I didn't seethe every time someone said "at least you didn't have kids!!!11`11!" ad nauseum. I know the intentions were good, but in the midst of that pain, all you hear sometimes is "it could be worse, so your pain isn't legitimate."

I was married at 24 and left 2.5 years later, officially divorced at 27. In hindsight we should never had gotten married. I wasn't allowed to live with him prior to marriage per my parents' rules. I would never have married him if I'd lived with him though. I wish I saw myself as an independent adult and told them to…

the younger people are, the more they view marriage through the lens of their parents, and not themselves/their peers, even if they themselves are married. they have a child's view of marriage. it takes a while to get out of that. Louis CK said it best;