SORRY, sorry! We looked away for just a second and they vanished in a cloud of smooth jazz and pumpkin-spiced latte scent. Let me get my Uggs and I’ll be right over.

My mom said when she had already gone through menopause but was taking estrogen cream she had some menstrual blood in the beginning, like, sloughing off any residual blood and tissue (gross), but that it ended once her body adjusted to the hormone.

I’m allergic too! Twinsies.

No, it’s usually bee venom

Okay, maybe I’m just a weirdo or have a super twisted sense of humor, but I would probably laugh at this if my husband did it to me. But I also use humor to cope with stress and anxiety.

Buy cheap mascara and eyeliner, invest in foundation, a couple of good eyeshadows and a good lipstick

I’ll tell you exactly why MRA’s are terrified of women who’ve had sex partners, or more than 1 or 2 partners. Because the higher the number of partners in this girls past, the higher the chance that one of those guys had a bigger dick or more skill in bed. And that’s the sort of shit that eats misogynistic, insecure,…

You’re on Millihelen, a blog about fashion and makeup... so...

AUGH, ELLIE. THANK YOU. I hate yogurt so much that we have a specific face in the Goldfish household called “the yogurt face” which is basically my face going wtf, why is this in my mouth?

It’s like I explained to my husband (who is in the reesee’s camp.)

Articles (and subsequent writer commentary) like this make me miss OG Jezebel writers who would thoughtfully engage with their readers and respect the people who helped make this site what it is. Now it’s snark and cultural gate-keeping. It makes me sad (I miss Lindy).

Does anyone else see a resemblance to Felicity Huffman? I’ve also read Jessica Lange and I agree. Regardless, she looks gorgeous! (Hate the posing though, her arms pulled back like that is a strange choice)

There are two kinds of people in this world: People that love Martha, and goddamn liars.

Love it.

Ummm.... he probably put first, because this is her first mother’s day. Also he never called her a slut, he called a fictional character a slut. And if I can forgive my brother-in-law for misspelling my name on a birthday card, you could probably forgive this minor error.

Yeah, I saw it as Renner making fun of those guys whose knee-jerk reaction to being rejection is calling the girl a slut.

Yeah, I really want those cups though

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No, it reads like she enjoys putting effort into her appearance, and the other girls don’t.

That's true