That's the most self-pitying, martyred, yet superior statement I've heard in a long time. As a fellow poor person, please suck it up and don't make other people feel bad about your lack of money. If you have an issue with the WIC, or the fact that weddings run so high, that's fine. But what other people pay for things…

As far as I can tell from my own experience, it's not the idea that I'm so super important that I flip out on tiny details. My wedding is actually going to be super cheap and pretty chill. But for me the highest cause of stress is the others, my family, his family, trying to make everyone happy. Because a wedding…

And then decided to rag on a group of women because...why? What exactly is your bone to pick with brides? Just curious.

I am going on a wedding dress shopping marathon tomorrow, I'm taking two cousins and an aunt, and I swear to God, we're gonna find that dress because I get married in 5 months and I do not have time for. this. shit.

I want to do that too! But I just haven't found anything on Modcloth that I really like...

Did you really just come to a wedding blog to trash on brides? Get the fuck over yourself.

Yes, I'm seriously considering taking a day off work and driving to Houston if my marathon day of wedding dress shopping doesn't work out tomorrow.

Jesus, you're obnoxious.

That sounds like a psychology case for the ages. I've BECOME my BABY!

No. Say what you will about rednecks, they are not down with child molesters.

Yeah, we suspect mini greyhound or possibly whippet. But she's still chihuahua enough to make me become the rat-dog crusader when someone starts hating on chis.

(I really hate to be this person but I can't control myself) Not all Chihuahuas!!! Seriously though, my Poppy is hands-down the best Chi I've ever met, and is known around town as "the only chill Chihuahua I've ever met" I mean, look at her!

I'm watching the episode right now because of the comments on this page and Oh. My. God.

YES. He was my favorite.

Gonna cry all daaaaaaaay now.

My dog does the same thing so we got her some Puppy pads for backup. She pees on the pads and shits in a neat circle around them.

Whatever, I think it's catchy, it's body positive, so what if it says that men find curvy women hot? I've always thought the idea that body acceptance is somehow negated if you'd like others to find you hot to be ridiculous. You can have both.

Backup dancers don't always equal props. There's a large difference between a singer using a rainbow cast of dancers (including a white girl) and a singer using exclusively black women to earn herself some street cred.

OH GOD THAT GIF.

Morimoto. Always Morimoto.