I’m not convinced Taylor Swift’s hips are capable of moving in a way conducive to to coitus.

Accountants truly are the keepers of society’s most shameful secrets.

At least nowadays your husbands and boyfriends can hide their bizarre and shameful fetishes on their electronic devices where no one has to look at them, right guys?

Actually, I really enjoy girls sometimes. This past season, for instance, I thought was pretty good.

Yeah I feel like I’m still sort of waiting for the wink. It’s like reading The Great Gatsby but nobody dies and Daisy and Gatsby have a brief painfully shallow affair. Then Gatsby starts seeing other bitches on the side and eventually, they both lose interest. And then Jessa fucks Gatsby.

I’m pretty bummed about it

I read your comment and literally thought “Wow, that’s a super zen take” and was going to write you that, then just saw your name haha. Zen, indeed.

I wonder if making it a legitimate, recognized part of cosmetology training would help make it more mainstream though? And ultimately get America onboard with POC with natural or braided hair in a professional setting.

In other news: fried food bad for your health

Aww Blue’s face! Nothing like that devotion a young child feels for their dog. So sweet <3

I like your name and picture :)

Doesn’t Scott deal luxury cars?

That car is SPOT ON though

Doesn’t especially help that she puts herself in a bathing suit next to Nicki Minaj who vaguely resembles a mesopotamian fertility goddess

To be fair, I don’t think America could have stomached a reality show about the Hiltons for eleven seasons or whatever the Kardashians are on.

Same reason police men try to arrest topless women legally sunbathing in a public NYC parks but don’t bother arresting the young white law-bro who broke into your house literally took a shit on your dog while high on PCP. Much better to let that guy sleep it off in drunk tank and pay a fee than god forbid dealing with…

😔

I do have to say, I admire how much she was able to do with maternity wear. Props to Kim and even more props to the team of people who actually figured out how to do that for her and no doubt brought the clothes to wherever she was and sewed her into them.

When I was a toddler, evidently the only other people I ever saw naked were my two slightly older, but still very young brothers. My mom likes to remind me of the time I asked her at what point I would also grow a penis.

I understand where you’re coming from, I’ve thought it through. I grew up around a lot of white collar addicts, a number of whom were in my own family and have honestly struggled with some issues of my own.