“Lost” may not be the best word. If a man sets fire to his own hair, you probably wouldn’t say he “lost his hair.” He knows where it is, he wrecked it.

Well they found him, didn’t they? That’s a good thing, right?

I don’t think you can blame America for this. If you can’t be monogamous don’t get married. And if you must cheat, at the very least don’t humiliate your spouse and child in front of the entire world. Anthony Weiner is just a terrible, self-centered person. It’s not just the unfaithfulness, it’s the gross, infantile,…

I’m the sort of cranky traveler who actually says “Oh sorry! That’s why you lock the door!” which may or may not be very polite, but most of the time people tell me they do it because they’re claustrophobic. And then I suggest they ask someone to guard the door for them if they’re not going to lock it and also…

That’s so horrible but I’m literally still giggling

For my face, I use honey (or occasionally salt), a little bit of coconut oil, and a tiny splash of apple cider vinegar like once a week.

Is that Dr. Seuss?

This will never not be perfect

What was the second weirdest?

So, not important, my business, or totally relevant— but am wondering if Elon Musk has had his nose worked on?

Rihanna maybe could have pulled that dress off

Or they’re going to now be murdered by a mysterious person or persons wearing an absurd shiny red devil costume and wielding an electric turkey saw. And Jamie Lee Curtis will be there.

Or a fairy princess

I love her so much. She looks like a she lives in a magic forest and spends her evenings playfully and elusively helping wayward travelers find their way.

I’ve got news for you RuPaul, that is also how you choose who to love.

One time I was wearing my grandmother’s cameo/solid gold necklace when I my roommate, and an ex boyfriend decided to go skinny dipping at the beach, which was bathed in moonlight and clearly deserted. I carefully removed the necklace and carefully lodged it into the pocket of my pants which were already off then…

Dude 10/10. Flawless landing.

*we’re BOTH having babies

Chloe Moretz and Ansel Elgort: Quitting Fame?!? “We know we’re terrible!”-Moretz “I’m moving to North Korea!”-Elgort

Having not seen the original ghostbusters since the 90s and not remembering much of it, I personally wasn’t bothered by many jokes seeming forced, if that means anything. Like the jokes still seem to have legs of their own which is good at least.