Thank you. I doubt Mr. Texas sits around eating pink slime and slim jims every day. Some people find it so easy to damn other people to a substandard life because they don’t have to worry their own lives being affected.

Okay true... They both have pretty great hair though

Playing right into her genius little snare.

Some young Fabio vibes too

Well she kind of made it public. He is like a former teen heartthrob so there are a lot of people who are way too invested in his love life, the sort of people who probably send his girlfriend death threats if they think she’s lying for attention.

Really? I think the pot has been calling the kettle black this whole time but the pot’s head shoved too far up it’s own ass to notice.

Where on earth did you get that from? I never even came close to implying that.

I’m guessing you don’t find it necessary to tell people how much you don’t care about what they’re saying in person either.

Solange, no! Twitter needs you now more than ever!

I am. I wear a black veil and throw myself into people’s arms sobbing hysterically at the slightest provocation, mascara running down my face like a horror show.

Strongly disagree barely begins to cover it

That makes me want to put my head through a wall

Is a child resulting from rape forever marred by that event?

If you have the money to open a luxury cat spa and you can’t even think of a clever name that doesn’t blatantly brand hijack another business and then try to pretend that that business whose reputation you’ve chosen to appropriate, is somehow too obscure for them to have grounds to sue you, then you’re entitled bougie…

Correct

The Gucc Klux Klan

You’re the hero we need

Science being “naturally good”

If you had been on their team literally this whole situation could have been avoided and their business would probably increase

But you just know it’s 2.5 inches long and looks like a lumpy maggot that died in agonizing convulsions