and people wonder why we introverts hate everyone. you all keep inventing these stupid rules and making interacting with anyone a complete chore. if somebody thinks im rude or dismissive by typing “ok” to their text and gets offended, they deserve it and they did it to themselves. as far as im concerned they are doing…

Both are perfectly acceptable replies to everyday mundane texts.

Screw this.  If k or ok does the job that is what I am using.  If you can’t handle it.....too bad.

I dunno, I still think George W. was a patsy. He’s just kind of a dumb man, and he was put in a position to be taken advantage of by much smarter, genuinely evil people. I don’t really know how culpable that makes him to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and the various associated war crimes, but I can at least kind of…

Do you realize just how HUGE this scandal has grown now? It now involves the VP, cabinet officials, Barr, Pompeo. Manafort, China, Austrailia, Ukraine, attacks on foreign service officers. The scandal; is metastasizing like a cancer

You forgot the part where Trump foils the master plan by, uh.....admitting to doing everything they are accusing him of doing.

Tampa, Florida is the home of the Cuban sandwich, that delicious hot pressed combo of ham, pork and pickles on the most amazing locally baked Cuban bread. Created by the tens of thousands of Cuban workers who moved to Tampa to work in the cigar industry in the mid-1880s, the sandwich is ubiquitous throughout the city,…

Oh, it will be Obama’s fault somehow. 

While overall I prefer Brotherhood, I do think during the period where they both cover the same story, the older FMA does a much better job with it in terms of pacing and emotional impact.

“What? I am not Russian bot poster! I am as American as apple cake!”

Lawyer this, asshole:

As a centrist what I like most is a politician that hates their base voters and loves the Israeli government.  

With all this good news Donald Trump’s penis is currently a rock hard 2 inches so in other words Trump is enjoying the biggest boner he’s ever had.

Yeah, also if you suggest violence, I’d like to remind you who has been stocking up on military grade weapons for decades (cops, specifically side with the government) and who has been stocking on lesser but still absurd weapons because they have a Rambo fantasy and are itchy to murder liberals (gun nuts). You must be…

In my experience, the first people calling for armed revolution or “uprising” would be among the first to die in one, and thus are among the last you’ll see on the battlefield. 

Yeah the wording there is super vague.

Agree with you in total until:

Today in: things I forgot about because they were too stupid. 

Yeah. I tried to watch that Vikings TV show (not sure what network but I watched it on Prime), but all I could think about is hour Nazis probably liked it too so I couldn't watch. Haha.