Capitalism really does a number on some people.

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.

Wine comes in a bottle?

Maverick’s just upset because they got his Goose.

Excellent, nuanced reading.

Every time he pitched, I would yell “ANTHONY THE BASTARD!” to nobody in particular. Definitely an all-time favorite name.

Is Jason Isringhausen a cool name or just a weird name?

John Axford

Turk Wendell

I hate men who hit women...guess I’m a hater.

Looks to me like baseball’s in his blood. Should be fine.

Geez. Even the refs don’t watch WNBA games.

I’m pretty sure if you “capitalize in the red zone and shit” you will get fined.

I can’t predict the future — otherwise I’d be in a different line of work.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

In my defense, I recently (barely) passed my Statistics class, so my brain is still thinking in vague numbers, not the actual maths. Also, i was pretty lit last night.

“No cheating!”

It was then the players learned Butler had dyslexia.

“Dwight, for the last time, Doc is your nickname, you can’t treat yourself!” - everyone