Heinicke tried to kick open the door and cut his foot while breaking through the glass pane on the door.

I mean, it’s not even accurate. He probably doesn’t even own any minorities.

Whew. I feel much better knowing Harden won’t have to defend anything here.

Hard to believe that there were some shots fired last night by a Laker that wasn’t Kobe.

Desmond’s only real error is his failure to realize that if he simply changed his uniform number to 22, he would likely have the highest-selling baseball jersey in the history of South Africa.

I immediately thought of this when I heard the story.

Wow, this is like Endframe-level stupidity.

While I’ve never killed anybody or started a land war in Russia, I still feel I’m qualified to pass judgement on Adolf Hitler.

There’s something vicious and wonderful about not wanting to improve your own team, but rather to smother another team’s dynasty in the crib.

I’d stop the Patriots from taking Tom Brady. Fuck ‘em.

Tom, if you’re going U.S. soccer, you gotta go:

I am a transplant living in Dallas, very close to campus, and have never liked the sense of entitlement and arrogance that the majority of these visor/oxford/pastel/Sperry-wearing, BMW/Range Rover driving kids seem to possess.

Having said that, and only after reading this... GO PONIES!

Truly sorry for your loss.…

Present day SMU is pretty much the worst. The cover charge, errrrr, tuition payment parents makes for their kids to go to school there is essentially to ensure another SMU alum that works at XYZ Bank will hire their kid. And if you ask Brice anyway, he could have had a LAX BRO scholarship at some east coast school…

A month-long non-sexual relationship?

I hope he can wear shoes that are lime green, the color that signifies mental health awareness. We as a society have SO far to go, as plenty of dumbfucks clearly demonstrate right here in the comments. The vitriolic ignorance they direct at Marshall—'bad guy'...'immature'...'insane'—is pathetic. Would they say the…

(Which I fully support, by the way.)

At least now he can wear his green shoes.

What idiot called it dick punching and not getting cold-cocked?

I think I see what Seton Hall's doing wrong.

Whitehead and Gibbs came to near-blows in a team huddle during a second half timeout