If you ask me, the real crime is that shirt. What color is that even?

I really hope “C. Bandicoot” is not Westbrook or Steven Adams’ name. Something about a guy like Singler or Sabonis using the alias “Crash Bandicoot” makes me giggle a bit. Also, sneaky curveball by someone using the “M. Cage” alias... nobody wants to harass NBA Hair Hall of Famer and TV analyst Michael Cage.

The current state of the NBA: Chandler Parsons has now signed two max deals.

I think Derrick Rose will be very well compensated.

Dock Ellis.

Ellis, D.

I do the same with Jose Mesa (JOE TABLE!) and Jose Rosado (JOE PINK!)... glad to see I have never grown out of the late 90's.

Maybe it’s because I know these two are tough as nails already, but something about the following screams bad ass:

Chris Carpenter
Roy Halladay

It was soda. Busch Stadium doesn’t sell beer in paper cups. Not sure anyone has a problem with dumping out intestine-rotting carbonated sugar water for a foul ball.

It was soda. Busch Stadium doesn’t sell beer in paper cups. Not sure anyone has a problem with dumping out intestine-rotting carbonated sugar water for a foul ball.

Butler over Duke would’ve been great, but since that was already taken and sticking with the underdog theme...

Salvador Perez not fouling out, but instead getting a hit against Bumgarner in Game 7 of the 2014 World Series for a few reasons:

Not sure what's worse: the rapping or the fact that people actually cheered as if there was something to cheer about?

I am a transplant living in Dallas, very close to campus, and have never liked the sense of entitlement and arrogance that the majority of these visor/oxford/pastel/Sperry-wearing, BMW/Range Rover driving kids seem to possess.

Having said that, and only after reading this... GO PONIES!

Truly sorry for your loss.…

Also, The Beach. Alex Garland novel. Danny Boyle directed. Relatively unknown Tilda Swinton. Super sexy Virginie Ledoyen. And Leo playing one of the best internally distraught characters I have ever seen. This movie is so vastly underrated and a true reflection of Leo's talent.

My dad was my little league coach growing up for years and we had an extremely good team with very little yearly turnover. We had won our league championship two years running. I was the smallest guy on the team by far and had pitchers' mound power (that might even be a stretch). But, I was however probably the best…