Actually is called " driving " and if find it that difficult you absolutely should not be driving 

my dude, that’s just a left turn .. who the fuck dreads that other than people who dread about a bajillion other things one routinely does while driving?

ME THREE on that. WTF?

A vehicle as suspect as a seller who’ll accept crypto currency. 

No thanks. The interior is tired yet the seller claims only 14,500 miles. You know he is totally full of shit. I try and not do business with guys like this. Plus, getting it licensed in California would be a chore. ND

From the ad: “Bitcoin Accepted” followed by five paragraphs of questionable keywords.

You’re giving the car more credit than me. The shiny paint makes it looks great from the outside, but the chrome wheel arch covers often hide rust. The interior look mostly just dirty, but also not well cared for recently. The engine swap looks well done, but that air cleaner confirms the lack of recent care given to…

Even more concerning than paying for repairs or maintenance on a fine German machine is that I’d be paying for this hybrid mess someone else thinks is an improvement?

I have to vote No Dice just because you called it a more shady Benz. That level of punnery deserves recognition. 

Hard to fathom someone would spend the cash to swap in a chevy V8 and leave the ugly US bumpers and chrome wheel lips

I took a look at the headline and the first exterior shots and at first I was like:

What happens when motorsport meets the Olympics?

Somebody willingly did that to a Mustang.

The Duke of New York approves.

This is easily one of the ugliest cars I’ve ever seen. A top three turd, definitely.

And to make things worse, they ditched the hatchback in spite of hatchbacks getting more popular. 

2008 North American Ford Focus...just...no. What exactly were they thinking with this? And the less we talk about the 2 door version the better.

Naw.

This has a very specific use case scenario. But I am neither the Generalissimo of a small desperately corrupt country, nor a dealer of less than legal consumables. So this one’s no dice for me.