wealthy florida resident? ignored evacuation orders? I don’t think it’s as far a “leap” as you claim it is. 

My guess is he thought his garage was safe. A dude with that many nice cars presumably lives in a nice house in a good location, one that’s stayed relatively untouched by previous floods from storms and hurricanes... until now.

There’s a lot of stupid in Florida. Remember, it’s prime MAGA country, and MAGA loves to run around talking about how the government does nothing but lie to them. So when the government tells them to get the fuck out of town because the hurricane’s gonna be really bad, the response is often “fuck you, I’m staying.”…

Goes against their climate-change worldview. 

Did he try nuking it?

FBI Seized his only Sharpie that could have redirected Ian

$100 says he ignored every sign that climate change is real and chose to remain behind during evacuation orders because he won’t let the gubment tell him what to do.

Watch as I shed a single tear like the fake native american in the trash commercials from years ago. I am more saddened for the poor people there that lost their stuff and did not vote for an orange lunatic who says climate change isn’t real.

Wait - the reader asked for something a little nicer, and didn’t want to be dealing with CELs and maintenance issues...and was recommended a Cerberus-era Dodge?!?

Beat me to it - I know the Déesse nickname is more a play on the name than an absolute implcation the car is a goddess, but still, it holds up.

Simplicity is beauty, and the OG Honda/Acura NSX has both in spades. It is the vehicular equivalent of the partner you end up marrying because they’re attractive, exciting, fun, cool, and reliable. But only with the manual transmission...the automatic is more like settling for the twin sibling that was almost as good…

Seller is gonna need to find a cheaper school.

To be clear, this is currently the low bar for modern truck wheels. If they are better than this, they are okay:

I’ll give my usual answer to this question: the 1962 Dodge Dart. It looks like the committee that designed the grill never met with the committee that designed the fenders.

In the modern era, nothing comes close to topping the first gen Toyota Mirai for sheer design ineptitude. The fact that this car exists is a modern marvel. How this monstrosity escaped a modern, Fortune 500 design studio and the literal hundreds of sets of eyes that make decisions about how a car should look is beyond…

I will actually fight you. 

The obvious shout-outs are taken. Here’s AMC’s last gasp for a muscle car: the ‘74 Matador X:

There’s an argument to be made for the entire current BMW performance lineup (outside the 2, which... it’s fine), but the iX is the greatest offender.

Every time I see one of these on the road I am absolutely shocked that someone would pay $60k for one of these god-awful ugly, bloated behemoths.