What we’ve all been waiting for.

“My” Jaguar X-type, which an older relative gave me, never actually was mine. The sad chaos of the last few years of her husband’s decline with Parkinson’s and dementia, followed by the sale of their house and a cross country move after he passed, threw all sorts of life’s big and little administrative aspects into…

Drugs.

Estate forfeiture or foreclosure, or possibly insurance fraud to try and avoid those.

I have a hypothesis about this. I think all cars are surrounded by an invisible warp bubble. If you pass fast, the bubbles barey interact, but if you pass at a less than stellar rate, your bubble entangles with the other car and it makes them accelerate until you get far enough away that the entanglement decoheres and…

I was always taught when learning to drive, don’t make someone get out of your way, don’t make another driver have to move, brake, accelerate to get out of your way.

I believe the medical term is "micropenis".

Me and the fam were at a corner ice cream place sitting outside enjoying the nice weather and our ice cream. In the span of around 20 minutes, I counted and observed a dozen big truck owners either tearing out of the corner light, spewing smoke and/or loud sounds, or punching it straight from the light, doing the same…

Many countries I have been in have a greater culture of collective good and collective responsibility. We do not and it shows.

Malice, stupidity, inattentiveness... doesn’t really fucking matter. They should all be put in the stocks. 

Small town cops that pull you over and just go on a fishing expedition when you have plates from outside the county. God forbid you have plates from out of state.

For me - as a civil engineer working in transportation - it’s our undying need to put in a traffic signal or a 4-way stop where a roundabout is really the perfect solution. Do any amount of driving in Europe outside the main city centers, and you almost never come to a stop, you just flow from roundabout to…

People who think that it’s a competition. My family takes a lot of road trips in the summer. During these road trips, I almost always set my cruise control. I often come across people who for whatever reason don’t like to be passed. Many times during a drive I will begin closing in on someone who is going slower than…

Never ending construction

When I was a kid, my mom had a Ferrari 308 and it took her a little while to find its door release when she first got it. Not to the point where she feared she’d be trapped forever, though. 

“Tribute”

My 19yo roommate hit and killed someone with his car in July. It has pretty much destroyed him. He ended up in a mental hospital for a week and is now on a bunch of prescriptions to keep him mentally stable, and is pretty much just a zombie. Thats how non psychopaths react to killing an innocent person with their car.

If you hit a deer wearing glasses, perhaps you’ve had too many drinks.

Someone powerful not being held accountable for their actions, eh? Wonder what their political party affiliation is...

ah, yup.