Counterpoint: it is a ridiculously egregious display of tackyness, bad taste and attention grabbing. The most stupid thing ever to show up in a F1 circuit, including the Mazepin family. Fits Texas perfectly.

It is. Loud and clear.

Tacky as fuck. You need this if you want to go full kardashian. Or full ronaldo.

I’m not sure about “all time”, which is an absurd timeframe.

Our fellow Jalop is a nice guy and doesn't want to throw dirt at his neighbour. But whoever has a car any louder than it has any right to be, is a douchebag.

Too bad you don’t get the Kia Picanto. I rented a 1.0 to cross Italy loaded with baggage and stuff, and it was an incredibly responsive and agile car to cross the mountain range. I floored it all the way, yet I couldn’t spend more than 17 euro in gas.

We have our own Pupusa de Arroz, she came from a shelter a month and a half ago. White with beige spots. The beige spots would match this cars’ toupé. That’s all I can say about this Buick, and it’s not good.

It’s in the name, yo...

What could possibly go wrong?

Comment of the year. I could picture the kiddo in my mind.

You are cheating. Sorta...

Tell me more about that thing with the cousin, please.

It was drawn by an Italian artist, you can expect plain mastery of color, proportions and light.

Counterpoint: she was already whacked. Look at the motion of her hair, how she bends her torso, and the shocked expression in her face. Dude is dumb as fuck.

I need 4WD

Easy: Peugeot 504.

Well, no. You can’t make a proper Fernet con Coca with Pepsi. I am pretty flexible with everything in life, but you can’t mix the spirit of the Italian gods with anything else than Coke.

Looks nice from a yard away. Up close looks like a cheap, misaligned kit car. Underperforming mechanicals and tacky interior. Robust ND.

You beat me to it.

Muscle cars (fire-proof suit: on). All of them. They look good, but can only drive on a straight line. And they suck profusely on every other car-related item.