I’d disagree on one point. Late cars don’t have design, they have decoration. If design is about shapes, proportion and light, decoration is all the random stuff you tack on to cover vast expanses of nothingness. Try to mentally erase all the redundant creases, fake vents, clads and whatnot, and you are left with a…

Talking about the donald?

Stick some “Chrysler TC by Maserati” badges in this car and have fun screwing up Mopar fans’ minds. NP only for that.

Dude... (shrudders)

This was heart-braking. And disturbing. Over all, disturbing.

Looking for a good used car in El Salvador. Almost all of them look like a x-mass tree, and are still roaming around.

This is one of the very rare ocassions when the correct answer is an SUV or a crossover. I guess our friend Oliver could try a Mazda CX-5 to have the comfort and style he deserves. And then share his experience (I’m on the verge of buying one, albeit with way less justification than Oliver).

Uh, just parts of a car. More precisely, normally malfunctioning parts of a car. Oh, Prince of Darkness!

Happy birthday, Jason! Unrivaled champion of oft-forgotten crap, smart enough to not be too serious about himself, unearther of all things in the B-side of life. Salud!

How can we not connect these episodes with your routine rampages of gun violence when a “normal” dude shoots his coworkers/classmates and then himself?

Too quick to judge.

Lady in yellow: “flavored condoms, guys!”

I’m with you, Torch. I have an unreasonable love for TC2-3 Taunuses (Taunii?).

How badly engineered a car has to be that you can’t leave proper room to roll down the rear windows? Any cheap car from any part of the world had rolling down windows, except the cheapest of all (2cv, Fiat 500/600, Renault 4), which at least used to have hinged rear windows.

Glorious bastard, you.

Love this too.

Love it.

Uh? We are talking about Peugeot 204s, right? 402 would also work, but I’m not that keen on vintage Pugs. 024? 042? 420? That would be a Jaguar. I’m lost.

Well, my name indicates I’m not French, so...

I think about 204s all the time. Am I sick?