Rob, congrats for your daughter! I hope you have a great time. We will manage, I guess. You don´t have to feel guilty at all. At all my friend. We will see what can we do, here, left all alone.

Taki rules. It takes an amazing human being to poke that fun out of himself.

My guess is that they wanted to make something generic deliberately using hints from the 3 big brands, as you point out.

Ford Falcon SP

2004 Ford Ka 1.6. 95 hp, but only 950 kgs and an excellent platform. Incredibly fun on the mountain roads indeed.

Given the provenance, more like "Boris, they opened the border in Hungary, let's go to the West!"

Dude. Just... dude.

This is the correct answer. 

That was their farewell picnic. That very afternoon the tweens were surrendered to a California-based cult that, yes, adored ABBA. After a harrowing life there, the tweens managed to escape hidden in a piano case while the rest of the cult boarded five 747s with the aim of crashing them in the Sixtine Chapel, the…

Dad's hair is disturbing. Nothing good can happen with such people.

All kinds of nope. An outstanding accomplishment of bad taste, mediocre engineering and cultural backwardness. Some redneck was compelled by his better half to sell it, but it reeks of ill-disguised reluctancy. Easy ND.

I don't look funny, you look funny (brushing 6 inches of pink moustache).

No two Sevens are born equally, but the proportions in this one are odd. The engine is put too forward, over the front axle, and the whole front is too high. The steering wheel looks like it melted under radiation, and the whole thing smells of rust underneath.

Shane, we are starting a petition so Jalopnik hires you. Just to let you know.

Karens gonna Karen

The thing is, a moron with this 13 y/o mindset is piloting a huge machine full of people over cities full of people. Can we reliably count on such a person to make reasonable decisions when time comes?

When I opened the hood.

Karens gonna Karen

- Define “a clusterfuck of sorrow” in just one pic.

I thought double bass drum. Mind went nuts.