Crack pipe. At any price.

“Let´s get boated!” Herman the Manatee.

You can pay them in montly installments. It’s called alimony.

Needs a cop car, morphed it into a Floridaman RV, needs to change states twice a year. What is this guy baking, exactly?

Pre-Tracy’d mounts?

Well, the San Marino Grand Prix took place in Italy. I believe there was a Swiss Grand Prix held in Germany at some point because car racing was banned in Switzerland following the Le Mans disaster, but I may be wrong.

Hipsters before they were a thing!

To each his own, I guess?

I do.

Eh, I stand corrected on that count, then. Thanks.

The brown one.

Gahhhhh!!!

An awful thread of irresponsible mistakes in this article. As already pointed out, the name translates to thoroughbread, and has absolutely no racist connotations.

Amazing piece, Max, congrats!

Swinger party, naturally.

Once I fit my sister, her friend, my 5 shell drumset, our luggage and a mattress in my 1st gen Ford Ka. And we made it to my summer house no problem. Couldn't breathe deeply, though.

Extra blandness! So mehhh! Much boring!

Fact: moments after helping the Honda driver getting out of the car, the truck driver blew away the Canadian I’msorry-o-meter.

Dude, now I need one to drive it to the Preservation Hall, and then to Crescent City...

Take a first gen Ford Ka, oil it with overwhelming amounts of lube, and call it a day. Pretty agile for quick evasion maneuvers, and whatever thing that falls onto it, tentacle or tail, will simply slide around.