This is why you are not the POTUS. Ok, I'll see myself out.

I always wondered if it was possible to make a more horribly front-overhanged pseudosporty coupé than a Renault Fuego. The answer is yes. And it’s sad.

If everything goes well, about the same as the tow truck carrying the Jeep.

All of it.

Why uglyfying a perfectly fine Z3, embarrasing the whole legacy of Cobras in the same move? CP with a disconcerting, relentless bowel movement.

Are you Don Draper, btw?

Local haruspex reading the liver of sacred chickens in 1993: “Times will come when the wealthy ones will want a car with off terrain braggability, but with a coupé roofline. And in those times, said people will complain about the lack of headroom of said coupés, and whine about how something is to be done to avert…

You sick bastard... Take your star and get off my lawn.

Then you can source one from Argentina or Brazil. You can even have the 95 hp 1.6 edition. I DD a 2004 one, you can have it for 2000 Euro.

The hazard light button fell off my 2004 Ford Ka. I get that brazilian sub-par quality is a thing, but of all things, a button that does not suffer any stress and is used like, once a day?

No need. He was born like that.

Uh, nope. That was the conservative agenda under Trump. All heil Master Putin!

Ha!

Seafood soup. Be my guest.

Yep. But for some reason they only work in Florida. Taxes, maybe.

Nope. If you are stung by exactly seven bees at about the same time, you become immediately immune to their venom; so much so, that they stop hitting you. And then you get a buzzing sense of anticipation that work great for playing the lottery or betting on ape-jockeyed headless donkies racing. This is when you become…

I’m not used to renting cars, so I have nothing to share from this century.

Cheesy as fuck. A distasteful misuse of Italian burlwood and a Marquis frame. I’d never ride in such abomination. Not even around in an anonymous surrounding, no matter how far you go, you’ll always look like a lowclass pimp or a small town Florida drug dealer. My eyes want to puke.

Where do I sign?

Am I a bad person if I laugh a little every single time I see this clip?