Blemish? That’s character!

For sale: brand new car, previously owned by a Catholic priest. Unmolested.

Thrice?

Please accept my portrayal of you as my new super-fucking hero. Fuck all the insecure dudes and dudettes of the world. I will keep driving my Ford Ka 1.6, and laughing at the faces of all grey-ish morons in obese motor vehicles.

Señor Donaldo!

Donald, is that you?

Err, no. It falls into the “infectious disease” category.

Oh, fuck, no! Why? WHY???

Nope. It was a tragedy. A national tragedy.

Man, it looks cheaper and more ordinary than the Panda’s interior. Ewww...

As some other Jalop already mentioned, Taurus is not the Spanish word for bull, but the Latin one. The word you are looking for is “toro”. Here, have a brand-new Fiat Toro!

You mean my DD. A riot to drive on congested cities/mountain roads, indeed.

You should remind every SUV buyer about this...

How many times has sheer stupidity served to prevent bad ideas from being shoved into human lives, automotive or otherwise?

Nice Chrysler 200. Wut... what did I say now?

Next thread: how do you name your car?

You win.

It could be worse if it’s bought by a Brazillian football players’ dealer. Trust me, I’m Argentine.

I happen to be a gearhead and a Radical in the Argentine sense of the term (so there goes a mild contradiction, as we are supposed to bear only modest passions). That is, a member of the party that is the nemesis of what Peron stood for, and whose leaders were a) jailed, b) kidnapped, c) tortured. Our party restored…

Came here for that, have my star...