Good point dude/dudette. It could be a Jalopian enactment of the Myth of Sisyphus.

Bringing back to life so many Alfa Romeos, Lancias and Citroëns! Oh, the possibilities!

That’s a fishy question.

No better descriptions. You win.

When you can’t have a decent design for whatever reason (safety regulations, and whatnot), all you can do is to indulge in decoration.

Because BMW?

Orloved T-shirt!

Redneck detected!

I got rear-ended like that one night. The following day our crappy 90's president was reelected. The following week I was rear-ended again. Wrecked a Ford Escort and a Fiat Vivace like a Kardashian on a bad day.

Are we, errr, brothers??

My money is on the “Oh, sweety, I was texting you to watch out for that truck over there...” answer...

You, Sir, have enlightened many a Jalop.

We, the Jalops, want to know about fixing one with a sock...

So, we have a winner for the “can it baby?” question!

Plasti-dip it for decency’s sake, throw some seat covers for same reason, drop a zero from the price, and we may be talking. So far, CP of Fierrari levels.

Only if it’s a FWD... I see where you headin’.

This is what middle-age crisis men drive when ramming people outside a C&C, before driving back to the trailer park, innit?

“- It’s a cheap hooka’s nim!”

My niece’s: Giulia. And the three years-old girl loves to wrench with my brother.

What? This is how you fertilize the green hell, you see?