Chile had legendary Citroens and a great socialist democratic president. Until the US and Kissinger fucked up both.

Uhh, you may need some education. Like, on half a century of political developments. Not to talk about the theory.

Wait... Was that a shoe?

Two naked (and drunken) alligators, then?

Well, that looks like a bad day, indeed.

whaddafaquerie skyrocketed to unprecedented levels...

Imagine DD-ing a Citroen DS, and swapping the body for a Fiat Maremma on weekends. Or sharing a shorter platform between a Mehari and a ‘60s Pontiac Banshee...

Congrats $kaycog! My gift for you is this 1937 Ford V8 whose driver will deliver to you as soon as he lands on this planet.

You mean, it’s a Tavarish special?

Time to swallow all of our Allroad reliability jokes... I hope nobody got hurt.

It looks nice but the motor will grenade too soon. It makes sense if your are swapping another engine, but at $ 5,500 it’s just CP. Go ask Jesse.

Did it come pre-concused?

Insert “brand new because NASCAR” joke here.

Ford did it so well with the Focus Mk II that it is unforgivable what they did with the Fiesta.

As much as I normally despise Renaults, I specifically love this one. Patrick Le Quément at his finest.

The RS200 blows my mind, but the only Group B champion here is the T16...

Ahem...

Whoooooaaahhhhhh! Dude, there are children around! This is hardcore porn by lunchtime! Im-pre-ssive! (myself clapping like an amazed seal)

Goes on to see the pic of a Porsche, ends up hooked on the background Citroen...

You mean, Veyromino? Bugachero?