I am apalled that people like that exist. The car is a minor offense.

Also, because “race car!”

Are Walmarts some sort of Florida embassies?

I honestly don’t think so. When it comes to define class, less is more, always. A well designed car can do without expensive Pep Boys crap, and last longer without a restyle. I think of the Peugeot 405, a masterpiece of elegance and class, and never exactly an overly expensive car.

Enter the Mahindra CJ.

Or better: prohibit the use of phones while crossing a street, since that may be the major cause of incidents involving pedestrians and the front of a car (apart from $kaycog’s eventual pics involving the front of a car, of course).

Trumped the wrong way.

Pubescent. Those lines and details seem to emerge from the uncomfortable dream of a teenager with skin problems, and more hours watching animé than spent with real friends of the opposite sex.

Sadly, the biggest one has gone.

That’s how they knew it was him!

Show me a Citroen DS23 with the keys on it, and yes, I’m ready to lose my passport, my Law Bar Membership card, whatevs.

Gracias amigo!

Well, I once drove my dad’s Chrysler Stratus (yes, it was badged as Chrysler here) with an autostick.. An awful way of screwing all of its meager 168 horses.

Can I join with my Top Gear T-shirt? It says H982 FKL.

Argentine here. Googling Tim Hortons’ Timbits. Applying to Canadian visa. Can drive a manual, everyone.

I see boob you did there...

Optional equipment. She adds an hp or two. Not bad.

I assume there’s porn on those tapes, and that thing besides them is a vibrator, as suggested by a fellow Jalop.

A door is a door is a door is a door.

Excuse me?