And 4 - 5 door coupés as well...

“There is no fundamental right not to be spoiled in the US Constitution. Such a right, if it ever existed (what we are not in a position to accept any time soon), is immediatly waived as soon as the plaintiff enters the internet and more specifically Facebook, which, as it is well known, can have the agency to post…

No spoiler complaints, yet? Can I be the first one? Yeahhhh!

0800-exorcist.

Have you ever seen a cab driver? Or bus driver?

If he has some sort of autism-related thing, I bet he’ll be obsessively careful and caring. Can’t think on a more appropriate person to do this job, indeed.

You wanted to do a cow? Mmmkey... (slowly motioning towards the door).

Buy, hey! They came with a digital tire gauge to keep your PSIs right!

Alfa Romeo Alfetta by Fiorucci. I kid you not.

And in that color that repels any notion of sportyness and elegance embedded in the Maserati name...

I humbly submit the Argentine Renault 9 Edición Limitada. The same turd we had (almost worse than the one you knew), but painted in white with color-keyed plastic stuff. No other single difference. White turd is still turd.

Has it been Renaulted?

Yeah, but beaten with the ugly -pretty ugly- stick.

Can we ask someone to ungrey us? Like, Batman, or something?

Says the guy inexplicably on grey...

Out of the grey, yo!

Fuck, now Bernie and his cheerleaders will start pushing for indoor racing...

So, he farted?

Ho-lee crap, my brotha...

LS swap anyone? This may be the only exception I could muster for my general contempt for altering an original car.