December 1996. We (with my siblings) got an iteration of this Fiat Vivace. A few days later, I drove it to the beach in the Patagonia: 1300 km in 15 hours loaded with 3 friends and stuff. Never missed a beat. Oh, but the battery sucked, so I had to park it on a slight downhill to jump-start it.

They were narrow, but this is DS-narrow...

Easy.

This one would be sportier, though ('69 IKA Torino 380W)

Big? indeed. Sports? well... ('72 Dodge GTX V8)

Fapping legend.

Dat Lancia, tho...

1. Innocenti De Tomaso Minitre Turbo.

Uh... then my system will not be able to handle all the paradoxes. Error 404, sort of...

Yes. It is.

When you google "cheesy car" you find photos of this... thing.

'Murica!

Kill me before putting me in a limo...

You can't take a corner above 5 mph in ANY landyatch without scaring the shit out of the surrounding environment, trees included.

Well played! Still, none of the items you mentioned overwhelm the general design, which was rich and outstanding on its own.

That. You said it just before me. Good.

Utter monstrosity.

But then you have the second-gen that was sleek and clean, and so much more elegant than the current compound of pointless angles and tweaks.

Every redundant piece of chromed-blacked out plastic that insults the general idea of... well, no. Most designs since the mid 2000's are flooded with the same bunch of innecesary garbage, making them utterly busy.

Humm, you´ll have to find one that still works. Not an easy achievement..