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Totally about to be *that* person-

Of course I do. I didn’t catch the part of your comment that said Catholics “in the US” initially, I took it in a “they lost the battle to Catholics in general” kind of way. I didn't mean to say anything to even imply I thought policy change came out of the US. My bad.

Doesn’t that make it worse? Like “we know what’s up but pretend we don’t and refuse to even consider changing out policy that no one follows any way.”

I can’t tell you how many women on the catholic side of my family have secretly gotten their tubes tied after they were tired of cranking out babies. And I mean secret in that the women will whisper it amongst themselves, but their husbands don’t know. Yeah. Like way to infringe on people’s rights and encourage people

I remember seeing a couple of “find me a not white dress” episodes which stuck out because I plan on wearing red, much to my family’s extreme sadnes. I remember the staff just being horrified at the notion and even did whatever they could to talk them out of it. I had the brief thought of “oh my god my family is

I see your baby, and raise you a derpy dog in antlers.

He'd probably get more time for the Xanax, which is heartbreaking.

I understand the point of this, and agree that there could have been much better actors cast (Viola Davis, Uzo Adoba, as many have said) but does anyone else feel kind of sorry for Zoe here? It can’t be easy to keep making a movie while everyone is screaming “YOU SHOULDNT EVEN BE IN THIS!!!” On that note, I'm also

I’m sorry, but my first thought after reading this was, “Canadians will find a way to use maple syrup for everything.”

Yeah, there are certain words that iPhones refuse to recognize. For example, if I mistype “vagina” as “vagins”, autocorrect asks if I meant “caging”. Most of the suggestions are completely different from the word, even if the mistype is just one letter off. So unless all of these people are typing the word rape all

Ok but she didn’t give them permission to use her phone at that time. One could also assume when she does give students permission to use her phone, she knows it’s free of all questionable content.

I did a project on how certain cultures will force women into exile for the week they’re on their period because if they touch anything people will die and “buffalo will start climbing trees” and I found out that women in those cultures use stuff like sawdust as makeshift pads. Fucking sawdust.

Totally not the same thing as our badass firefighter, but this story reminded me of when I worked at lush.

Does this analogy mean that people force Rev Run to give them communion on a daily basis?

I mean I’ve seen plenty of people wearing basketball gear, football uniforms, scrubs, suits, etc and I’ve just continued living my life.

The ups guy at my last job was a former Andrew Christian model. Or at least he said he was. We sold Andrew Christian “manties” and he dropped it out all casual-like one day, “oh I used to work for them, I went to (exotic country) with them.” He was hot and had some sort of accent so I always wanted to believe him.

I remember learning in a class that a woman typically has 4.5 (yes, that's a half. The weird ass number is the only reason I've remembered this) pregnancies in a lifetime but most end in spontaneous abortion (aka miscarriage). Not a great answer on my part, but it sounds like someone out there has studied this before.

After my time working as a sex educator, the amount of things people don’t know about their bodies, things that should have been “common sense” was way too high. I mean, there are people that think that pee, period and sometimes even poop, all come out of the same place. So nothing surprises me any more

There’s a handful of reasons

The condition is called anorgasmia, and while there are some certain biological and psychological conditions that would cause an inability to orgasm, I would argue this isn’t really the issue. I would argue that a majority of women who believe themselves to be, or have even be diagnosed as anorgasmic, are actually