I have a Felicity if you still want it. Figured I should throw it out there.

If they do have to cut the trees down, I think there should be some sort of gofundme to raise money to put even bigger trees in their place. I’d donate money to a spite tree fund.

Wait, is the story that he had a train run on his daughters in exchange for them leaving 2 random dudes he let stay at his place alone? Because if that's the story I just became an atheist all over again.

This actually cracked me up. Like, being ultra-christian wasn't enough so they had to switch to mega-christian?

Same drug, different slang term- at least as far as I know.

He gets to wear his hat, but if a female student wears *gasp* a tank top, she’s sent home for the rest of the day.

Serious question: I remember hearing somewhere that after Charles Manson’s last interview, the state of California realized he was getting way too much fame and publicity and made it illegal to interview a specific inmate in prison. (Like I think they came do general interviews, but can’t come specifically to…

She's probably not looking. She probably walked straight to the stall then the sink. I know when my dad took me into the bathroom with him when I was little I saw none dicks. But maybe I've been using the bathroom the wrong way and not been actively looking for people's genitals hard enough.

But not all men will stab you 20 times.

That was my first thought. That’s my one little ray of hope that she’s in on it. Because day 1 of tampons 101 is “don’t use an open/ unwrapped tampon”. I personally assume there's something wrong with an unwrapped tampon and would never use it- save for that one time my last one was opened in my bag and I had no other…

I went to high school with that guy. This is really tripping me out. I guess I'll be able to tell him I didn't watch his show at the high school reunion.

I believe he’s actually bisexual but current has a male partner. So there's still hope.

I saw a woman who was very pregnant, who also had a gaggle of small children, openly smoking at a busy train station. It put me in the uncomfortable position of wanting to tackle her and take her cigarettes from her. My mom smoked while she was pregnant with me, and I was born very early and very underweight, so I'm…

Back when I worked in retail, I heard something along the lines of “a minor is allowed to return a product regardless of the store’s return policy, as buying a product is entering into a contract, which they cannot legally consent to”. Based on that, it sounds like a minor cannot be held to a legally binding contract.…

You’re so right. I also totally don’t have stats, but am fairly certain that cis male pedophiles typically prey on cis little boys far more often than girls. So the risk is already there and has long been there. But let’s not mention that.

Maybe I’m living my life the wrong way, maybe it’s because I live in SF and I’m all liberal and stuff, or maybe it’s because I have a tiny bladder and when I have to go I give none fucks about where it is- but I honestly do not get this. I don’t look at anyone at all that’s in the bathroom when I’m there, because I…

Because I'm a jerk, I feel inclined to point out that water is a chemical. As is the air we breathe.

To quote a genetic professor I once had, “gasoline is organic, that’s why I drink a glass every morning.”

In the case of women being scared to say no in situations like being hit on, I totally agree with you. I know I had to get to a point of literally giving no fucks before I was comfortable having “no” be a complete sentence. (And how I got there, I can’t even tell you) Before that, I always felt like I needed to give…

While I think it’s awesome that you’re planning on empowering your future child to speak her mind, I’m going to have to disagree with what you said as respectfully as possible.