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THANK YOU! I’ve been shouting that out loud (well, in my head) since I started reading this crap.

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CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???

Ahem. Popcorn covered in salt and butter, not fine.: the necessary ingredient that makes life worth living.

It’s the last day of Ramadan. Would eat salted granola covered with butter right now.

As much I hate to admit it. She has some points. Feminism has caused women to be unhappy because we’re actively ignoring some of the fundamental differences between men and women. Now before you beer guzzling, gas pumping, plant eating lesbians jump down my throat-hear me out!

SEWER RAT DO NOT EAT

I’ve told people like that this:

That’s not a problem with the study, it’s a problem with the media.

TeamGypsyVanner.

No, I’m sure you’re correct. Totally harmless. Stupid females for not being okay with overtly displayed balls! I mean, creepy old men will be creepy old men, am I right? ;)

But the best part: It IS his LEFT1!

He’s not oblivious.

but freedumz?

Yes, that epic night! It’s a reminder too that a magical night can end in an arrest, which in turn can lead to prison and being accidentally murdered by a guard. SOOO many people did illegal stuff in that episode, from the people drinking out of a flask on the subway, to the folks at the party and the monks all

I forgot to mention my favorite part! Lot gets to escape the destruction of the city because he’s apparently the only righteous man in town. And then he proceeds to bone his daughters in a cave later. He’s a real class act.

Pretty much. I understand wanting to protect your guests and all but Lot comes away looking horrible even in context of his society. If the guests are that important, pick up a weapon and defend them (and your property, including your daughters). He’s like the anti-Walder Frey except that they’re both huge pieces of

It’s spelled ‘truly’, as in ‘It’s truly the case that when people mistype a homophonous word, it’s often not because they’re confused, but rather that the muscle memory in their fingers has its own ideas. And pointing out a spelling error that didn’t get in the way of your understanding what they were communicating is

Call child protective services? What you’ve witnessed is more than reason to do so. In some places abusing and animal in front of a child can be prosecuted as child abuse.

There is a family on my street. All young girls, their big loud mouthed mom and a dad nearly everyone had seen hit their dogs. Six dogs, give or take, they run away a lot. Those kids... I’ve seen the oldest hit those dogs, too. When one chased me she told me to hit it with a stick. She’s maybe eleven. Those kids... I

Added bonus, ICP will think you're a wizard.