I worked in a sex toy store that aims to provide education with its toys. The amount of female bodied people (out of laziness, I’m going to use women from here on, since most were late 20s and older, cis women) who would come in and say “there’s something wrong with me. I can’t orgasm when I have sex with my…

Have you ever taken the opportunity to ask any of the women in your life if they’ve experienced this? Or are you saying you’ve never heard of it because they’ve never offered this information to you out of the blue? I’m sure most the ones who are willing to share with you will have at least 1 story of a time they felt…

Your user name is so good. I'm having a crap attack.

Ok, but when does she eat? None of these are food. *she said, while furiously cramming poptarts into her mouth*

Wait, they're not?

I’m sure it’s not right, but I keep pronouncing her name as “Ann-gull-leen” in my head.

I know for lyft and lyft line I get a picture of the car, the person, and their plate. They also let you know if there’s another passenger sharing your ride, and drivers always greet you with your name (they don’t want to pick up the wrong person either). However: Sometimes people are in a hurry, drunk, not paying…

Every time I go through one of those body scanners, if I have a hair tie in my back pocket they stop me and give me the ol’ bomb swab. Even the agents look shocked and fed up when they realize what it is.

But you could have have over 3 ounces of liquid hidden in that knee brace! Thanks for keeping us safe, TSA.

I know that eskimo pies are a type of ice cream dipped in chocolate on a stick I always figured since they were ordering milkshakes and stuff that he was just ordering an ice cream and that he asked for a knife because he was cheap and was going to share a single person serving. Please tell me he was talking about ice…

My gynecologist openly admitted to me that doctors know next to nothing about bv, because it’s not something that many consider to be “worth studying”. She was really excited because she had just gone to some conference and was able to answer about 1% more of my questions than she would have been. Makes sense. Why…

What’s strange is that up until a couple of years ago it was completely legal for people to be completely naked in public as long as they “weren’t visibly aroused and sat on a towel”. Currently, they still have events with sanctioned nudity (Folsom street fair). It's really weird to me that they would now have a law…

They're supposed to match?!?! Damn, I've been living my life wrong.

I'm pretty sure all those other methods are sins, though.

Bed bug bites are one of the worst sensations I’ve ever felt. I have scars on my body from the 2 times I’ve encountered them. Bed bugs love me in particular, and don’t bite my (male) fiancé. I read somewhere that bed bugs are more attracted to women than men, so maybe they weren’t biting this guy and making him suffer…

1 person out of 8 billion people? Yeah, I'll take those odds.

Isn't the only debate with the hpv vaccination is that it implies children are having the sex and not being abstinent and parents refuse to accept that reality?

So when the rate of autism in California doesn't increase, will people finally shut up?

I didn’t mean anything by what I said. I certainly didn’t mean the story as any sort of justification for slavery. I just remembered learning this in a class (from, whatever it’s worth, a very highly respected professor of African American studies) Perhaps I remembered it wrong, as your account is indeed different…

That was absolutely not the point I was trying to make at all. I really just thought this was an interesting story I learned in a class that showed more complexity to the relationships between slave and owner. (Or debatably, showed the long term effects of Stockholm syndrome) Still doesn’t make it ok, and it still…