Today I learned the Impala still exists...

Fuck this shit.

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

Shot Wad Facializes Black And White.

A wiser man than I summed him up best- Gladwell writes books for people who don’t read books.

Simmons: Right.

I would say it’s very questionable whether he was actually good. The guy finishes with a career 60.3% completion rate and a 116-116 record, both completely average. Led the league in interceptions three times en route to 241 of them, never broke 70 QBR once in a single season, hasn’t had a double-digit win team this…

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

“Actually, I drink because of the first game.”

That game last night is the reason we watch football.

looks like you picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

Oh for fucks sake. I was going to just save all of my frustration to unleash on today’s Why Your Team Sucks (Bears) and then move on with my fucking life. Had a little plan to get some work done, think of a few things that have been gnawing at my soul since that fucking missed kick and then welcome all the “haha go…

“If what has happened is a memory and whats going to happen is a thought, you’re taking yourself out of right now. So in that case, every hour is happy hour”- me to a completely empty bar and a visibly uncomfortable bartender at 8am on a Tuesday

Owning an RS6 outside of the warranty period? Do you also share needles?

“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

There’s kind of an off tone here. The premise seems to be that maybe people only liked Borderlands because they were immature and young and now they are old and seasoned and won’t? I guess that works if you assume that the player was X age (maybe your age?) when they first started playing but now they have “been to a…

Thank god we don’t live in a better civilization.

So,

My wife saw the original concept and was in love with it. I am too. I’ve never actually wanted a Lincoln, but now I’m genuinely interested. Bravo to the guys at Ford that let this happen because Lincoln is now desirable again!