you are, to be clear, a fucking worm

How does it feel to be such a giant tool that on a post where people are grieving their friend’s death you couldn’t help but push your own anti-Kotaku agenda? Jezuz. 

JFC can you not give it a fucking rest for one FRACTION of a second.

Someone didn’t want to hear him vigorously discussing how women all need to go back to the kitchen? 

Hit dog will howl, I suppose.

Somebody touch a nerve?

If it’s a political nutjob right-wing anti-science religious fanatic, be rude.

While you are correct about usage, that is not where the word came from.

Trucks are unnecessary.

Whelp, I made it.  I’m officially too old to understand what the fuck is going on any more.  

I’m too afraid to start a game that I know is just going to get cancelled after two levels.

Digital content comes and goes, servers go offline, and users lose content if they migrate to different apps, but that shelf of movies in your living room isn’t going anywhere.

Digital without DRM is the way to go if you’re worried about physical media quality or storage space, but it’s getting increasingly harder to buy DRM-less media. For DRMless platforms, I can think of Bandcamp for music, GOG and sometimes Humble Bundle/Store for bigger games, itch.io for indie games, and I know some…

OK, but you better come help when I need to move...

political statements they may or may not be making, especially when at times those kind of things are more imagined than real

I hear you, and I freely acknowledge that I could be working harder, but on principle I fucking refuse to do all of the things you’re listing.  If there was a legit, consumer-driven demand issue?  Ok, yes.  If an army of bot-fueled resellers is creating semi-false scarcity?  Nope.  Fuck all of that.  I’ll just keep…

Ohhh, yes, quite right, thank you.

Or if you have the room, plant a big shady tree.