fuckin kinja...

This was my feeling too. NASA stands for National Aeronautics and Space Administration. Administration is right in the name.

You have no idea. I worked there for 2 years as a contractor. There is paperwork for the paperwork.

Not that the SLS has ever gotten into space, and even if it ever works it’s still one of the dumbest most overpriced rockets ever created. It uses shuttle engines that were supposed to be reusable and just throws them in the ocean to my understanding, it’s just a bipartisan porkfest.  They would be better off just…

The batteries in question power the abort system (explosives that detonate any wayward boosters). Space Force took over from the Air Force the responsibility of ensuring that rockets don’t fly off course and endanger people/property.

They also provide a $20/month service where if you type less than a page in an hour, they have the manager of the coffee shop yell at you in front of the other customers

You have no idea how much I hate starring this, lol

A DART with a tactical nuke might produce a little more pain in the asteroid.

May the light of my star free you from Sauron’s corruption of your puns!

Punch hole was my nickname in prison.

This smells a lot like “we figured out how to force feed you more ads, but we’re going to call it an improvement”.

Forced perspective was how they got big.

you are, to be clear, a fucking worm

How does it feel to be such a giant tool that on a post where people are grieving their friend’s death you couldn’t help but push your own anti-Kotaku agenda? Jezuz. 

The 1999 Mummy is by far the best pulp adventure movie not starring Harisson Ford, and is better than a couple of those!

Sure, start an arms race with the squirrels.

You create a new account just to ask me that?

JFC can you not give it a fucking rest for one FRACTION of a second.

“Honey?”

What’s a fire?  What are you talking about?  Stop being silly.  Fire doesn’t exist.