people who go to a nude beach usually dont go there to see nude people, they go there because they like to walk around with out clothes, me i only take a bit of sun to burn, and there are some places you really dont want to

Thank you for NOT making this a slide show! 

I’m just going to come out and say it:

I really don’t understand this marketing campaign for The Flash.

AirBnB is a plague upon communities and the housing market, so whatever pushes it one step closer to collapse is fine with me. Karens and Beckys, for once you can call with impunity AFAIC.

I actually had a police officer pull his gun on me recently when I tried to show him the valid proof of insurance cert on my phone. He told me that they put .22 caliber guns in cell phones nowadays and that he considered it a threat with a deadly weapon. He told me it was a good way to get shot. So yeah, that’s a…

What…

Somehow Padme returned.

here is the least threatening pic i could find

I wonder what he thinks of speed runners elevating alternative sexual archetypes, in the Petersonian sense.

Aspyr:

I feel ripped off - that header image had me believing all I needed to do was not fuck a monkey, which I can suffer through for 10 - 14 days.

Is your life improved by defending a billionaire?

I, too, want Elon to french-kiss me for defending him on Kotaku.

What the hell is a sexually transmitted decision?

Really hope this guy gets the brunt of ole “fuck around and find out”. Glad I’m too poor to put money in stuff, seems folks that trusted this numb nuts got took for a ride. 

Must be a real eye-opener to have Gob Bluth tell you you’re being an asshole.

A few friends had a similar conversation with me not too long ago. I went to rehab and everything, and have been sober since. It really is crazy how much your life improves if you just let it. About to hit my 6 months sobriety date, which I know isn’t that long, but for me it’s a lifetime.

I’m just hoping this movie contains the line, “Somehow, Alan Grant has returned.”

In addition to this definitely not being a border collie, “rough collie” is literally the name of the breed, despite AV Club trying to squeeze in a snarky dig at the guy for calling it by it’s real name.