The collapse of Meta is probably going to be one of the biggest corporate bankruptcies in history. Like Enron and Penn Central big. It’s also going to be very funny. 

“calling your exes at one in the morning”

My wife and I have a routine where we get high 2 nights/week after our kids are asleep. Then we just veg out and watch Adventure Time, Rick & Morty, Bob’s Burgers and La Brea (that show is somehow even more ridiculous while stoned).

Yeah, the list is a bunch of BS. They don’t even have the largest chain in CO in the top 5.

I don’t know how they got their data, but this list is bunk.

It’s funny that the prequels to the two most popular fantasy franchises came out at roughly the same time and both enraged racists by casting black people. 

For a minute I was concerned that bringing it on stage was a bit much since accidents do happen.  Then I realized it was a flute and I don’t care.

Living a day in your life must be really depressing.

Correction: a **good** therapist.

you are, to be clear, a fucking worm

How does it feel to be such a giant tool that on a post where people are grieving their friend’s death you couldn’t help but push your own anti-Kotaku agenda? Jezuz. 

JFC can you not give it a fucking rest for one FRACTION of a second.

Someone didn’t want to hear him vigorously discussing how women all need to go back to the kitchen? 

Hit dog will howl, I suppose.

Somebody touch a nerve?

If it’s a political nutjob right-wing anti-science religious fanatic, be rude.

While you are correct about usage, that is not where the word came from.

Trucks are unnecessary.

Whelp, I made it.  I’m officially too old to understand what the fuck is going on any more.