None of their plans worked. Improv was the only way out.. I’m still hoping Dallas made it, we never saw the body.. “Dallas? Move Dallas.. DALLAS!? No...”

“Discovery+ has best in class performance, and consumer ratings, but more limited features.”

I would describe this show as really good Star Trek if everyone was a functioning alcoholic

Stop fucking around and make it thirty.

Literally just exterminate everyone over the age of 70.

Because nothing says “I’m completely innocent and have done nothing wrong” like a demand of immunity.

Can’t unsee ...

Yeah, VLC. I suffer from TLA-Exhaustion, so work turns my brains to mush and you all are left wondering how I can badmouth streaming everything whilst going on about my virtual network.

political statements they may or may not be making, especially when at times those kind of things are more imagined than real

Get rid of golf courses!!??  You communist!!!!!

Banks are evil! Get the gubmint off my back! Regulation bad!  Wait! I’ve lost everything! Uncle Sam HELP ME!!!!!

This is good Giz, like the old days.

Their idea of “getting their shit together” is “we’ll just pipe it from the Great Lakes.”

One of my favorite YouTubers recently has become Coffeezilla. He’s doing a great job breaking down all of these scams

We have the most advanced water reclamation and recycling that exists anywhere on Earth. Like, that’s not hyperbole. We really do.

I’m a guy, so giving birth to quints is more unlikely for me than winning the lottery. Therefore, the article should say nine for guys and old people. In the extremely unlikely event that I do win, I have a great plan though.

Here’s the list because not everything needs to be a fucking slideshow.

I deleted it.  Couldn't be happier.....

Yeah, I couldn’t help but chuckle that SNW even shared a couple of similar plot lines, usually a week after Orville’s version. But I’m convinced that Paramount looked at what people had been saying about The Orville being better Star Trek than current Star Trek and SNW took it to heart.