Somehow Padme returned.

here is the least threatening pic i could find

I wonder what he thinks of speed runners elevating alternative sexual archetypes, in the Petersonian sense.

Aspyr:

I feel ripped off - that header image had me believing all I needed to do was not fuck a monkey, which I can suffer through for 10 - 14 days.

Is your life improved by defending a billionaire?

I, too, want Elon to french-kiss me for defending him on Kotaku.

What the hell is a sexually transmitted decision?

Really hope this guy gets the brunt of ole “fuck around and find out”. Glad I’m too poor to put money in stuff, seems folks that trusted this numb nuts got took for a ride. 

Must be a real eye-opener to have Gob Bluth tell you you’re being an asshole.

A few friends had a similar conversation with me not too long ago. I went to rehab and everything, and have been sober since. It really is crazy how much your life improves if you just let it. About to hit my 6 months sobriety date, which I know isn’t that long, but for me it’s a lifetime.

I’m just hoping this movie contains the line, “Somehow, Alan Grant has returned.”

In addition to this definitely not being a border collie, “rough collie” is literally the name of the breed, despite AV Club trying to squeeze in a snarky dig at the guy for calling it by it’s real name.

That’s not a border collie suit, that’s a regular collie suit.

We both thoroughly enjoy trolling strangers, primarily liberals, for our enjoyment.

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

YOOOOOO!!! That driveshaft got FOLDED!!! You see that? 

I watched it without subtitles, and I couldn’t tell if she was conceived in Georgia, or conceived in a GMC. Possibly both!

Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. The NRA should simply tell the secret service to ban people, not guns, from the hall. Problem solved.