Next you’ll be telling me that Benedict Cumberbatch never met Benedict Cumberbatch even tho they had scenes together.

Or maybe she means it in the way that nobody has ever really met John Krasinski because there’s nothing under the surface there. There’s nothing behind his eyes.

Next you’re going to tell me Tig Notaro never met the cast of Army of the Dead.

By not regularly changing the steering wire fluid, duh!

Fournier pointed out that burials at sea are legal in all 50 states

Alternatives.

It’s a movie perfectly tailored to the transphobic gay audience, but my accountant and his friend don’t like Harry Potter.

Can we call this what it is? She made her money making mild sexual content for kids under 18. Is that all that watch her? Of course not but lets not pretend it’s not a large portion of her audience. Lets be real. She’s a borderline pedo and it’s gross.

Heh heh. Yeah....

There’s probably some grass outside, not a far walk from your front door, FYI

If you want to oggle people there is ya know; a phone, and porn. And, strip joints, your computer, mags, and the internet. Nude beaches are for people who are sun worshipers, like nature, or don’t want tan lines. Go be a creep somewhere else with that BS.

I know they won't race me at the strip which is funny, they know they will lose.

Trust me when I say no teenager without millionaire parents will ever sit their ass in the driver’s seat of one of these

That just exposes you to having to pay space tax though.

No more voting. From now on, Oscar winners will be decided entirely by combat.

That was Will Smith’s biggest hit in years.

Talk shit, get hit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you realized this is the equivalent to the teacher asking “who knows what 1+1 is?” and you raising your hand & saying “not me, teacher.” right?

This.  Go with Linux Mint if you want a close-to-Win10 experience in terms of the look and interface.  The only reason I stick with Windows (11 now) is that an app called MobileSheets isn’t available on Linux and I can’t get it working through various work-arounds for the life of me.