Thank goodness the farmers almanac has been repeatedly shown to be absolutely useless for predicting anything.

The entire trend of videos that are “fuck with your pet by doing X” needs to die. Some of the things are harmless but all of them encourage the attitude that pets are entertainment instead of responsibility.

I met a possum.

The twist is that Colin keeps all of his negative impulses in check for the public by purging them in his hobo-filled murder dungeon.

I know, right?

Gun sales from 2016-2019 were the highest ever, except for 21/22. Over 110 million firearms sold in that 4 year period. Over 75 million in 21/22 alone.

Neutral: Hell, you don’t have to even talk to anyone here to get booze and weather news. Just go to the local corner gas stations. There’s a gang of old-farts that have been there since before the store was built to sell kerosene that are deaf of posts that talk about the weather if they aren’t talking college…

I bet that’s not even a real guitar he’s playing.

Work. The money they offered last time was less than half of what I earned, so I didn’t really want to miss out on my regular income.

I don’t mind NOT shitting on the floor but it’s the mandate that I mustn’t shit on the floor that’s rubbing me the wrong way.

I’m surprised Kinja didn’t list the products as a slideshow.

Why not include the list of products in the article? Here they are:

Uh huh. So how much did you spend on ugly monkey pictures and how many of them are in this torrent.

“fits your narrative”

It takes some guts to see Jason Momoa nude and decide making fun of him is the correct course of action. No smarts, but lots of guts.

I’m generally anti-big lawns, but this:

Attack of the Clones was half a good film (Obi Wan’s scenes) grafted onto half a bad film (Anakin’s scenes). An effort was made, which didn’t quite pay off.

I went to rehab for cocaine as well, I’m approaching a year and I’ve basically had to reduce a lot of things in my life that feel like I’m performing for people (work events, stepping down from roles in friends weddings, summer BBQ’s, dates). I can’t imagine being a literal a performer struggling with cocaine abuse.…

The best part was watching his soul slowly crack apart and fall to the floor on stream when he realized he fucked up and called out the wrong person while being turned into an MvC2 combo/tech video on live stream. The icing on the cupcake is that he blocked the FT15 video behind his sub pay wall. Dude with all the…

This headline is Clickbait. “Fox News” and a local Fox affiliate are substantially two different things in our lexicon. C'mon.