I would rather fuck a wasp nest.

Julian Assange—founder of the whistleblowing website WikiLeaks

I know Gizmodo really wants to paint Tesla (and any other Musk company) in the worst light possible, but this is shoddy reporting, even by blog standards.

I guess it’s for the best, but “monkeypox” is fun to say.

OMG you guys! The WHO is like, SO WOKE!

Must be a real eye-opener to have Gob Bluth tell you you’re being an asshole.

A few friends had a similar conversation with me not too long ago. I went to rehab and everything, and have been sober since. It really is crazy how much your life improves if you just let it. About to hit my 6 months sobriety date, which I know isn’t that long, but for me it’s a lifetime.

Almost certainly.

well...lots of inaccuracies in this as usual.

the tech has been around in various forms for years and yes, it’s always improving - but you can get the job done right now on your phone without too much effort.

oh and the page Title is wrong...sigh.

Wow! A facsimile of me is the perfect thing to trust to Facebook!

...I’m Toby...

I drink beef tallow smoothies three times daily. 

Buy a gal a drink first!

If Portman gets to dip into the kind of wittiness that only Saturday Night Live has let her do previously, I will be a happy viewer, indeed.

Is the lift kit for the truck or the dick?  Who am I kidding, they probably need both

And not a spark of inner life behind any of those dead eyes.

oh god youre probably right. i didnt even think of that. sucks to be them.

heres to hoping they lose all their money faster.

Hey, it’s not just a pyramid scheme. It’s a pyramid scheme mixed with money laundering. Grunckle Stan would be proud.