I’m just hoping this movie contains the line, “Somehow, Alan Grant has returned.”

In addition to this definitely not being a border collie, “rough collie” is literally the name of the breed, despite AV Club trying to squeeze in a snarky dig at the guy for calling it by it’s real name.

That’s not a border collie suit, that’s a regular collie suit.

We both thoroughly enjoy trolling strangers, primarily liberals, for our enjoyment.

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

YOOOOOO!!! That driveshaft got FOLDED!!! You see that? 

I watched it without subtitles, and I couldn’t tell if she was conceived in Georgia, or conceived in a GMC. Possibly both!

Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. The NRA should simply tell the secret service to ban people, not guns, from the hall. Problem solved.

Next you’ll be telling me that Benedict Cumberbatch never met Benedict Cumberbatch even tho they had scenes together.

Or maybe she means it in the way that nobody has ever really met John Krasinski because there’s nothing under the surface there. There’s nothing behind his eyes.

Next you’re going to tell me Tig Notaro never met the cast of Army of the Dead.

By not regularly changing the steering wire fluid, duh!

Fournier pointed out that burials at sea are legal in all 50 states

Alternatives.

It’s a movie perfectly tailored to the transphobic gay audience, but my accountant and his friend don’t like Harry Potter.

Can we call this what it is? She made her money making mild sexual content for kids under 18. Is that all that watch her? Of course not but lets not pretend it’s not a large portion of her audience. Lets be real. She’s a borderline pedo and it’s gross.

Heh heh. Yeah....

There’s probably some grass outside, not a far walk from your front door, FYI

If you want to oggle people there is ya know; a phone, and porn. And, strip joints, your computer, mags, and the internet. Nude beaches are for people who are sun worshipers, like nature, or don’t want tan lines. Go be a creep somewhere else with that BS.