I share the sentiment, but upon further reflection, there is most definitely a dollar amount that would get me onto a cruise. I don’t know what that dollar amount would be, but if anyone reading this really wants me on a cruise ship, I’m taking offers.

Had the steak melt last night and it wasn’t bad. (comparatively ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Leaving aside the danger to employees and potential damage to equipment, we need to acknowledge that the smell generated by heating up a Subway tuna sandwich is in violation of the Geneva Protocol of 1925, the Chemical Weapons Convention, and arguably the Fourth Geneva Convention.

Bernie/AOC 2024 confirmed.

Your comment is technically correct (the best kind of correct), but in this context it is based on a faulty premise. As far as I know, no automotive manufacturer is using truly water-based paints. What they use are waterborne paints. It is more precisely referred to as a suspension than a solution. The paint is not…

William Eyelash is always ironic. did you miss the memo?

I don’t understand why our liberal, enabling government keeps letting violent thugs like this roam our streets. If he would have just followed orders from his superiors he wouldn’t be in the situation he is in now.

Some of the most common gaslighting phrases include:

I think I’ve typed some variation of this comment and then deleted it on several posts, but damn.

We’ve seen an AI replicate a stiff, stilted delivery. When it can replicate an actor with range that’s more sniper rifle than staple gun, then I’ll be impressed.

Ah but you see, I’ve already had fun driving it. Checkmate, atheists.

3 words:

If someone sent me a (consensual) dickpick with a little hat on, I would marry them instantly.

Just please no dick pics were you are sitting or standing over a toilet. Also, don’t just randomly send them wait for the right moment like when sexting or she/he asks for it.

So I recently took some sexy photos for my husbands birthday. I used natural lighting (next to a window, but not in front of) and wore things I thought I looked good in. I used my phone and propped it on the floor with a 10 second timer. I simplified my background and removed anything distracting or that didn’t serve…

Sir the logic thread you’re seeking is somewhere else.

“Still in jail, huh, honey? Too bad. Did I mention the room service at the resort? I did? Well, we get room service. And we went on all your favorite rides, twice, because you couldn’t be with us and it made us feel close to you. In a way where you weren’t actually there.”

Reading comprehension for the loss, eh?

RV Driver: “Wow, this thing is really struggling.”