Articles like this remind me what a blessed state we are in to not be assaulted by his face, voice, and tweets, daily. I’m enjoying the reprieve, mightily.

The Quesalupa was a solid disappointment on its original run. It was very greasy and had novelty value, but it didn’t begin to approach the kind of cheese stretch shown in the promo photos - it was more like a Kraft single between two corn tortillas. I’ll be impressed if they’ve actually solved the issue.

[Minish Cap] is also one of the better Zeldas,

I think that most of the readers aren’t new here and are in on the joke.

We should harsher on frivolous lawsuits. Hammurabi had the right idea

You think any of these letters are written by anyone other than the staff member of the day?

No issue with Salty’s response this time.

An opportunistic bag of dicks duh

I don’t watch Twitch regularly. I have never really understood the appeal. However, I accept that I don’t need to. This remains true for CodeMiko. There’s an audience here, and people should be mostly free to enjoy what they enjoy.

But this article is interesting to me because of the technology and production. I…

Biden promised $2,000 checks. Nobody’s gotten $2,000 checks. Seems like Luke understands this plenty well.

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

Reading between the lines, and agreeing with CollisionBoxer, I think he’s saying making a female protagonist was discussed but they would want it to be a meaningful addition, not some dumb throwaway choice that may as well not exist

It’s the right mentality for the creative director to have, so I support it. Hugo has been a great director imo and I like that he’s given this thought and doesn’t want to put band-aid solutions on the idea.

That design really needs reworking though, I mean yeesh does it scream 90s horny college guy.

Since when do you play Whack a mole with a scalpel?

Are you exceptionally proud of yourself and, perhaps, an asshole??

You know he jacked off furiously about that comment after he hit send.

Lol hey now, don’t paint us all with that brush!! After getting a double BA and a Masters, I am certainly still drowning in student loans, and probably will be for the next decade! I dunno about 9am bourbon shots, but I’d take a 9am beer in the right circumstance! Judge not lest ye be judged and all that... right? But…

He’s lonely. Most sociopaths are.

No one ever does.